Recruitment is Tight

This is a song I wrote last year for council to perform for the rest of the chapter to get them excited about Spirit Week/Recruitment (which is actually quite tedious and boring unitl it gets to the later rounds and then it is just stressful). We used to do something a little less G-rated but it almost cost us our pledge class two years ago so I was trying to tone it down a bit. We never got around to performing the song last year, so this year's council stepped up to the plate. No one knew it was coming and it was a big enough hit that I got congratulations for my lyrics even though I have graduated to alumni status :(